TWAT Stag

Tourists

  • Andy Rothwell

    Andy Goode

    Weight watcher. Hairline watcher.

    Ask me about: The time I was with Chris in H&M and shat myself

  • Matt Twydell

    Gary Doherty

    The original ginger Pele

    Ask me about: How much I love birds

  • Tony Tella

    Roberto Baggio

    Italian Stallion

    Ask me about: My 100 mile bike ride in a few weeks

  • Alex Harris

    Kimi Raikkonen

    The silent assassin. Works with cars

    Ask me about: My fake taxi service

  • Jason Mackrell

    John Ruddy

    I'll give you a ruddy good seeing to

    Ask me about: My plan to start an only fans account

  • Jad Marie

    Zinedine Zidane

    North African heritage but desperately trying to be French

    Ask me about: My recent gap year funded by NFTs

  • Dave Bebb

    Gareth Bale

    Wales. Golf. Spreadsheets. In that order.

    Ask me about: My ever expanding poncho collection

  • Dingle Houghton

    Ben Ainsley

    Highly decorated seaman

    Ask me about: My one night in Bangkok

  • Alex Boreham

    Max Verstappen

    Angry man. Loves a flat peak cap

    Ask me about: My wedding next weekend...

  • Lorcan Webb

    Ray Wilkins

    Like father like son

    Ask me about: How many jobs I've been sacked from

  • Mike Goodbourn

    Andy Farrell

    Englishman choosing Ireland

    Ask me about: My 100m sprint PB

  • Alex Pedersen

    Elton John

    Loves Watford

    Ask me about: The great offers on at Wickes

  • Aly Bart

    Ian Poulter

    The postman. Always delivers.

    Ask me about: Where your delivery is

  • Jordan Handy

    Paul Pogba

    Rarely turns up

    Ask me about: Being a new-ish dad

  • Danny Yeates

    Petr Cech

    Moonlights as a musician

    Ask me about: Being in an Abba tribute band