Andy Goode
Weight watcher. Hairline watcher.
Ask me about: The time I was with Chris in H&M and shat myself
Gary Doherty
The original ginger Pele
Ask me about: How much I love birds
Roberto Baggio
Italian Stallion
Ask me about: My 100 mile bike ride in a few weeks
Kimi Raikkonen
The silent assassin. Works with cars
Ask me about: My fake taxi service
John Ruddy
I'll give you a ruddy good seeing to
Ask me about: My plan to start an only fans account
Zinedine Zidane
North African heritage but desperately trying to be French
Ask me about: My recent gap year funded by NFTs
Gareth Bale
Wales. Golf. Spreadsheets. In that order.
Ask me about: My ever expanding poncho collection
Ben Ainsley
Highly decorated seaman
Ask me about: My one night in Bangkok
Max Verstappen
Angry man. Loves a flat peak cap
Ask me about: My wedding next weekend...
Ray Wilkins
Like father like son
Ask me about: How many jobs I've been sacked from
Andy Farrell
Englishman choosing Ireland
Ask me about: My 100m sprint PB
Elton John
Loves Watford
Ask me about: The great offers on at Wickes
Ian Poulter
The postman. Always delivers.
Ask me about: Where your delivery is
Paul Pogba
Rarely turns up
Ask me about: Being a new-ish dad
Petr Cech
Moonlights as a musician
Ask me about: Being in an Abba tribute band