TWAT Stag

Congratulations!

You've secured your place on the 2022 Twydell Wedding Athletics Tour to Bournemouth.

Nights
3
Tourists
17
TWAT
1

29th April - 2nd May 2022 It's finally happening...

It's been a long time coming, but it's nearly time to dust off your athletics vests and head down to the sunshine capital of the south, Bournemouth! And what better way to celebrate than coming together to participate in some of Chris' favourite activities - sports, telling shit jokes and drinking fancy beer.

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Sat 30 April
Sun 01 May
Mon 02 May
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  1. 🍻 Meet at Waterloo

    Meet after work for a quick drink before getting on the train

    📍 The Waterloo Tap

  2. 🚂 Train to Bournemouth

    All aboard the beer express, we're heading to sunny Bournemouth!

    📍 London Waterloo

  3. 🍕 Dinner

    Wood-fired pizzas right opposite the station

    📍 Bournemouth Pizza Co

  4. 🍹 Drinks

    Get stuck in at Bournemouth's top indie bar

    📍 Sound Circus

  5. 🎶 Club

    Propaganda - scarily cheap drinks but hopefully not scary music. £1.50 Spirit & Mixer

    📍 Sound Circus

  6. 🍳 Breakfast

    Time to carb load, there's a big day ahead...

    📍 The House

  7. 🚌 Travel

    #AwayDays. A private coach is taking us to our local rivals...

  8. 🏌 Golf - Front 9

    9 Holes of golf foursomes (teams of pairs playing alternate shots) with a few local rules in place

    📍 Wessex Golf Centre

  9. ⚽ Football

    A proper 6-pointer between Weymouth FC and Solihull Moors in the Vanarama National League and it's live...

    📍 Bob Lucas Stadium

  10. 🚌 Travel

    Head back to Bournemouth with all 3 points

  11. 🃏 Bingo Lingo

    Bingo like you've never experienced before

    📍 Halo Nightclub

  12. 🐔 Dinner

    If you're feeling peckish

    📍 Slim Chickens

  13. 🍹 Drinks

    A few cheap drinks in spoons

    📍 Moon in the Square

  14. 🎶 Club

    Hopefully they've cleared the dance floor, we've got some calories to burn

    📍 Halo Nightclub

  15. 🍳 Breakfast

    Don't give yourself stitch

    📍 The House

  16. 🏖 Beach Volleyball

    We're heading down to muscle beach for an athletics meet

    📍 Bournemouth Beach

  17. 🤣 Comedy Roast

    Time for us all to gather round and celebrate our good friend Chris. There will be laughs, plenty of beer and food supplied by 7Bone

    📍 The House

  18. ⛳ Golf - Back 9

    Time for the final 9 holes of golf with a twist...

    📍 Brass Haus

  19. 🐍 Snakebite Sundays

    Two beer kegs are awaiting us and once we're through those it's £1 shots & £2 snakebites all night

    📍 Walkabout

  20. 🏠 House Checkout

  21. 🏊 Open Water Swim

    Some fresh sea air to blow away the cobwebs.

    📍 Bournemouth Beach

  22. 🍳 Brunch

    Quick spoons fry-up before getting the train

    📍 Moon in the Square

  23. 🚂 Train back to London

    All aboard the hangover express! Time to head back to London a better person for the experience.

    📍 Bournemouth Station

Let's talk money

What's included?

  • Accommodation for three nights
  • Club entry for all three nights
  • Breakfasts in the house
  • Brunch meal out on Monday
  • Meal out on Friday
  • Meal at the house on Sunday
  • Some kitty for rounds of drinks
  • Chauffeured Transport on Saturday
  • Golf green fees and club hire
  • Football tickets
  • Entry to bingo & two games
  • Plenty of alcohol in the house
  • Chris' share
  • A few other surprises...

The plan is the only money you'll need to spend all weekend is on:

  • Drinks when not in the house once the kitty runs dry
  • The food on Saturday eve (the menu looks great but it's impossible to work out a rough budget per person)
  • Additional games of bingo (£1 each) if you really get into it...

Pricing

Final Payment

Full Tour (Without Train)

£180

Full Tour (With Train)

£220

Sunday Departure (Without Train)

£160

Assuming you leave post comedy roast

Transport

Getting the group train?

The group booking will make it cheaper for everyone but we all need to travel together. Proposed train times are:

London Waterloo to Bournemouth

17:59 depart | 19:52 arrive

Bournemouth to London Waterloo

13:05 depart | 15:00 arrive

Potential questions

Where are we staying again?
The Hedley Townhouse, 125 W Hill Rd, Bournemouth BH2 5PH
I have dietary requirements
All good, we'll find some decent alternatives for you.
That itinerary looks awfully rigid...
It's purely for guidance rather than gospel. We'll be flexible with it.
What if I don't play golf?
Don't worry, everyone will be playing in pairs to level the playing field.
Should I bring my golf clubs?
Up to you. There are prizes for winning so if you think it gives you an edge, go for it.
Do I need to bring anything else?
ID will be required for club entry. If you fancy bringing bottle of something that would be much appreciated!
What about fancy dress?
There will be some fancy dress you need to bring - details will be revealed soon.
I'm a bit worried about my stamina for 3 nights out...
We've got 8 sets of keys for the house so you can pick and choose. Chris cannot.
We're not actually swimming are we?!
No. Unless you want to, in which case bring a towel.